LAMBORGHINI TOTALED RIGHT OFF THE LOT

A new Lamborghini was totaled in a crash just 20 minutes after being taken out of the showroom. It happened Wednesday in West Yorkshire in the UK. The driver had just driven the $265,000 black Lamborghini Huracan Spyder off the lot when he stopped due to a mechanical failure. The car was hit from behind by a guy in a van. The van driver suffered head injuries in the crash, but was not seriously hurt. The Lamborghini was totaled.
* 20 minutes between servicing is about right for a Lamborghini anyway, right?
* He didn’t even have a chance to go driving so people could say, “Look at the douchebag in the Lamborghini.”
* Now the Huracan huracan’t.
* I’d imagine that 20 minutes is about all the enjoyment you’re every really going to get out of something that expensive. “I own it. I’ve driven it. Meh. That’s enough.”
* Next time, go with a tank.