KOREAN AIR CANCELS IN-FLIGHT NOODLES

Chalk another major loss up to global warming. The unsettledness of the air is causing more unexpected turbulence for airplanes, and therefore Korea Airlines is ending their inflight noodle snack. The airline is concerned about “burn incidents due to hot water” as flight attendants must move several cups of noodles filled with hot water at once, and passengers are crowded together, so the risk of burns has been high. Although the airline does plan to keep serving hot noodles to business and first class passengers. The cup of noodles, served for free on long-haul flights, have been a popular snack on the airline for decades.
* At least the 2nd-degree burns would keep you from noticing that the door flew off.
* If you hear screaming from the first class section, relax, it’s just rich people getting scalded.
* No more udon, as in “You-don want hot noodles in your lap.”
* How about using no-spill baby sippy cups with fat straws?