KAYAKER TOWED BY SHARK FOR TWO MILES

A shark took a kayaking fisherman on nearly a two-mile journey off the coast of Cambutal, Panama, after it caught on to his bait and towed him. The man is a friend of American Adam Fisk, a managing partner at a fishing lodge resort in Cambutal, and was on a fishing kayak trip with Fisk, fishing for snapper, when a bull shark took hold of his bait. The shark pulled him for at least two miles, starting in about 150 feet of water and then into the shallows just outside the surf. Fisk said they did not know what he had hooked until about a hour after the shark took the bait.
* Look, any idiot knows a kayak won’t do. You need three barrels. He can’t stay down with three barrels. Not with three barrels, he can’t.
* “Just a little farther, fellas. My friends are waiting in the lagoon and I said I’d go get dinner.”
* Sounds like the snappers are working with the sharks to lure in fishermen.
* If only there was some way a sharp object, like – I don’t know – a fishing knife? – could cut the line when they started getting towed.
* Wait’ll he get the bill from the shark for the towing.