JEWELRY STORE ROBBER SMASHES GLASS, CUTS HANDS, BLEEDS OVER EVERYTHING

A Largo, Florida, man was arrested after police said he broke into the front door of a jewelry store and stole $10,000 in jewelry, but cut himself in the process and left blood all over the store. About 90 minutes after their arrival, police found Jaime Williams, 31, several hundred feet from the store – wearing the same clothes as the burglar on the security camera, only covered in blood. He had hidden the jewelry in some bushes.
* Yep – they caught him red-handed.
* Bloody idiot.
* His blood type? Type OW!
* Too cheap to buy a hammer?
* Is this what they mean by “blood diamonds”?