JAPANESE OLYMPIANS TO WEAR NON-VOYEURISTIC UNIFORMS

While the American Olympic team uniforms have been getting skimpier and more revealing, to the embarrassment of some athletes, the Japanese have taken things in a more tasteful direction. The Japanese uniforms are made from a material that can block infrared imaging, a technology that can reveal underwear or body contours. During the games, infrared cameras installed at various places can potentially capture voyeuristic images of female athletes, which can later be circulated on pornographic sites. The fabric, developed by Japanese sports equipment manufacturer Mizuno, contains a material that absorbs light within the infrared spectrum. Thus, it makes clothes “nearly wholly opaque” under both visible and infrared light. The Japanese women’s volleyball, athletics, and table tennis teams are expected to wear uniforms using the infrared-blocking fabric.
* Infrared porn perverts. This is the world we’re living in.
* It’s now a war between horniness and science.
* Now the pervs will have to go back to making the athletes look naked with AI.
* Those American baseball players with those new see-through uniforms must be putting the Mizuno company on speed dial.
* Can I get a suit made out of that material for when I go through airport security?