INDIAN MAN KILLED IN FREAK TRAIN/COW/URINATION ACCIDENT

An Indian man was killed in a freak accident when he was struck by a flying cow launched into the air when it was hit by a train. Mr. Shivdayal Sharma, 82, was reportedly urinating next to a train track last Wednesday in Alwar, India, when the cow on the tracks was hit by an express train. The carcass flew 100 feet before landing on Mr. Sharma. Another man witnessed the event. Mr. Sharma had worked as an electrician at Indian Railways, before retiring 23 years ago.
* And in all those years with the railroad, he never learned: You don’t do ANYTHING “next to the tracks.”
* Mr. Sharma wasn’t the only thing whizzing through the air that day.
* When you relieve yourself near a train track in India, the steaks can be high.
* This sounds like the worst “Final Destination” movie ever.
* This story has been a PSA for men: Get that prostate checked! If Mr. Sharma’s had been working properly, he wouldn’t have taken so long and could have dodged the cow.