IF SEX TOYS WERE NAMED AFTER PRO WRESTLERS

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A former WWE employee has just filed a lawsuit against Vince McMahon claiming sexual abuse. It’s a pretty unsavory story, but one of the things that the woman claims in the lawsuit is that Vince McMahon had sex toys that he named after wrestling stars. You can only imagine what sex toys named after pro wrestlers would be:
– The Next Big Thing (Brock Lesnar)
– The Widowmaker (Barry Windham)
– The Eight Wonder of the World (Andre the Giant)
– The Crippler (Chris Benoit)
– Mr. Piledriver (Bob Sweetan)
– The Swiss Sensation (Cesaro)
– The Polish Hammer (Ivan Putski)
– The Big Red Monster (Kane)
– The Big Valboski (Val Venis)
– The Texas Tornado (Kerry Von Erich)
– The French Paradox (Pierre Marceau)
– Big Poppa Pump (Scott Steiner)
– The Gentleman Bruiser (Sion Gotch)
– The Big Flexer (Alexis Littlefoot)
– The Jersey Devil (Sonya Deville)
– The Canadian Freight Train (Jos LeDuc)
– The Perfect Ten (Tye Dillinger)