IDIOT BREAKS OUT OF JAIL TWO DAYS INTO 4-DAY SENTENCE

A California man in Sonoma’s North County Detention Facility decided to bust out by scaling a tall fence topped with coils of razor wire. He made it, too… for 38 whole minutes before he was recaptured. To top it off, the prisoner – 22-year-old Marc Schwartz – was two days into serving a four day sentence for driving under the influence.
* He must have watched The Shawshank Redemption a few too many times.
* What was so intolerable? Bedbugs? Farting cellmate?
* Papillon he ain’t.
* Those coils of razor wire? Time to electrify ’em.
* So the prison system IS just like a revolving door.