I KNOW A GUY

Reddit asked, “What’s your ‘I know a guy’ moment”? Some of the responses:
– “There’s a guy at work who always has mayonnaise. If my sandwich is ever feelin’ a bit dry at lunch, I go to Isaac and he’ll lather my bread up.”
– “I got a cat guy. A friend’s sister really wanted a cat, she had one within two hours of me contacting my cat guy.”
– “If you want radioactive material, I know a girl.”
– “I’m the guy to move 100′ trees by both helicopter and sled. A wealthy person was wondering about getting some trees into their backyard, so I was ‘the guy they reached out to.”
– “I’m that guy who gets contacted by the local animal shelter when a large spider shows up in someone’s home.”
– “After a night of drinking, the boys started arguing about the best way to cook a steak. I know a guy whose family owns a meat processing business. I called him up, an hour later around midnight he delivered some ribeyes, New York strips and a tenderloin.”
– “For a bachelor party where I was the best man, I surprised the groom by taking everybody out to a junkyard where he could run over cars with a tank.”
PHONE TOPIC: Did you ever have a strange ‘I know a guy’ moment? Do you know a guy for something unique? Are you that guy?