HOW TO TELL IF YOUR MOM HAS A FAVORITE CHILD

According to a survey of 2,000 adults in the United Kingdom, 4 in 10 people believe their mother has a favorite child. And 23 percent of mothers admit it’s true.
Here are 5 ways to know if your mother has a favorite child. (And you can tell they really put some research into this):
– She talks more about her favorite.
– She acts favorably towards her favorite (i.e. wants to sit next to them at the dinner table / cooks their favorite dinner).
– She makes more effort on her favorite child’s birthday.
– She has more photos of her favorite child.
– She uses her favorite child’s name or birthday as a password.
* She doesn’t lock her favorite child in the basement crawlspace nearly s long as the others.
* She makes sure her favorite child gets their teeth straightened first.
* This survey brought to you by Verm-Away Rat Poison. Just sayin’.
* On the bright side, if you’re not your mom’s favorite and she pays you less attention, you can get away with more.
* I’m not my mom’s favorite kid, and I’m an only child.
* PHONE TOPIC: Does your parent have a favorite? How can you tell?