HOW TO GET RID OF A ONE-NIGHT STAND

With Christmas week and New Year’s coming up, you never know what kind of romantic entanglement you might face. Reddit asked its readers, “What are some of the most polite ways to ask your one-night stand to leave?” Some of the responses:
– “I can’t remember, did you bring a coat?”
– “Put your shoes on.”
– “Start talking about your favorite Pokémon.”
– “I hit the gym in the morning at 4am. You want to come with me?”
– “There’s a restaurant down the street that makes a great breakfast. Here’s a twenty.”
– “Start watching anime on the TV.”
– “So what are you doing today?”
– “Slap your thighs and say, ‘Welp…'”
– “Politely ask her name and say, “(Name), you’ve got to go.”
– “Mom will be home soon.”
– “He woke me up at 6am by playing the tuba. He apologized, said he had to practice, then continued to play as I very hastily left.”
* PHONE TOPIC: Do you have a favorite way of asking a one-night stand to leave? (* You slut!) Or did somebody ever use a good line getting you to leave?