HOOKERS RIP OFF MAN CELEBRATING $96,000 SETTLEMENT

A Bronx man who decided to celebrate a $96,000 lawsuit settlement with three prostitutes lost it all when two gun-toting pals of the hookers burst in and stole the cash windfall. The unnamed man — carrying the entire sum in a suitcase — checked into the Van Cortlandt Motel in the Bronx around 10 p.m. Sunday and called for the female company. Three hookers came over, had sex with the 30-year-old, then suggested that they have a “friend” stop by with beer and cigarettes. Around 6:50 a.m., a pair of masked, gun-toting men busted into the room, grabbed the overstuffed suitcase, and took off. So did the women. Police sources said the $96,000 cash settlement was the end result of a suit involving a car accident, but didn’t have further details.
* Yeah, but – three women. Totally worth it.
* Worse yet, the prostitutes took some candy and snacks from the mini bar, and the hotel billed him an extra 45 bucks.