HOMEOWNER FINDS NAKED WOMAN IN BATHTUB EATING CHEETOS

Upon returning home from work Tuesday, a Monroe, Louisiana, resident discovered a woman naked in her bathtub and eating her Cheetos. Cops identified the naked woman as Evelyn Washington, a 29-year-old Monroe resident whose home is a little more than a mile away from the victim’s house. An officer noted that the bathtub was full of water and a plate of food along with half-eaten Cheetos belonging to the victim were on the toilet next to the tub.
* Some people would pay good money to come home and find this exact setup.
* This is why Frito-Lay’s slogan is “Good fun!”
* I don’t know if the Cheetos were baked, but I’ll bet she was.
* Even Chester Cheetah thought this was a little crazy.
* The worst thing, of course, is having to clean the orange ring around the tub.