HOMEOWNER BEATS UP DOOR-TO-DOOR SALESMAN

A Welshman was sentenced to 21 months in prison for beating up a door-to-door salesman. Prosecutors say Andrew Lester, 39, of Abertillery, Wales, flew into a rage after getting fed up with local children knocking on his door and running away. He was so wound up, he lashed out when a door-to-door salesman “knocked too hard” on his front door last June. Mr. Lester swore at him, broke his sunglasses, punched him, knocked him to the ground and stood over him, shouting. The salesman, Kerry Hagerty, who was offering debt management plans, suffered a dislocated shoulder in the attack.
* Door-to-door debt management sales? Kids pulling a ding-dong dash? What century is it in Wales?
* Debt management plans? Too bad he wasn’t selling ANGER management plans.
* How much you wanna bet Kerry Hagerty switches to selling by phone?
* Either my house is on fire or you’re selling Thin Mints. Other than that, don’t come knocking.
* This is why you should live in a treehouse.