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A Denver man faces felony assault charges after he used an Army surgical kit to remove the testicles of a transgender woman. James Pennington, 57, told investigators he agreed to perform the medical procedure at the victim’s apartment in Denver. The surgical kit contained a scalpel, lidocaine, medical dressings, and other medical equipment. Pennington allegedly used the scalpel and surgically removed the victim’s testicles and then sutured the opening back up. The victim’s wife was with her during the 90-minute-long procedure. Pennington told the couple to call 911 if complications developed, which they did when a large amount of blood poured out of the wound. Police say Pennington is not a licensed medical professional in Colorado. He is a licensed pilot.
* A pilot! So at least he’s familiar with the cockpit.
* Guy’s nuts.
* Boy, did I pick the wrong morning to have soft-boiled eggs for breakfast.
* I wonder if the surgical kit included ear plugs? You know, so he wouldn’t be distracted by the screaming.
* A pilot who castrates people! Imagine how hard United must be recruiting him right now.