HIGH SCHOOL EVACUATED OVER PLUNGED TOILET SMELL

A building at South Mecklenburg High School in Charlotte, North Carolina, was evacuated Wednesday afternoon due to an “air quality incident” after several students complained of an odor from a bathroom toilet causing teary eyes and burning throats. Haz Mat Teams monitored the area and found nothing hazardous; they said the odor was caused by a clogged toilet, and they believed sewer gases from the stopped-up toilet caused the students’ symptoms. The incident happened after a maintenance worker had plunged the toilet.
* So maybe it was the maintenance worker who smelled bad.
* You know it’s bad when the rats in the school are wearing gas masks.
* Oh, brother. These kids are the future of America?
* These are the same kids who are Juuling (e-cigaretting) in the classroom?
* To be fair, it stank almost as bad as that Amy Schumer movie “I Feel Pretty”.
* Have you ever smelled a class of hormonal 10th graders? I’ll take the sewer gas.
* And so ended the tradition of Burrito Day Wednesday in the cafeteria.