HERSHEY'S NEW CANDY FLAVORS

The Hershey Company is releasing limited-edition variations of some of its candy bars – products with flavors Hershey says were “inspired by the unique tastes of iconic, U.S. summer destinations.” It’s called the ‘Flavors of America’ collection, available only in selected states:
– Kit Kat Strawberry Flavored (California)
– Reese’s Honey Roasted Flavored Peanut Butter Cup (Georgia)
– Hershey’s Cherry Cheesecake Flavored Hershey Bar (New York)
– Hershey’s Kisses Coconut Almond Flavored Candies (Hawaii)
– Payday BBQ Flavored Bar (Texas)
– Twizzlers Key Lime Pie Flavored Twists (Florida)
– Twizzlers Orange Cream Pop Flavored Twists (Florida)
* Don’t hold your breath for a potato-flavored PayDay, Idaho.
* Or Maryland crab-flavored Breath Savers.
* Hershey’s Kisses Coconut Almond Flavored Candies. You mean Almond Joys?
* I’m not sure I’m looking for a barbecue-flavored candy bar.
* Don’t these sound like those culinary disasters at the Texas State Fair?
* Just roll them in batter and deep fry them and you’re there.
* Even though these are limited edition I’m pretty sure there won’t be any shortage.
* You never can tell what kind of crap’s gonna come rollin’ down the Hershey Highway.
* Flavors of America? So we’re even using patriotism to sell candy bars now.
* If BBQ-flavored Payday Bars aren’t a hit, the terrorists have won.