HELICOPTER CAUSES CROCODILES TO MAKE SEXY TIME

The owner of a crocodile farm in Australia says a hovering military helicopter caused his crocs to become very affectionate. John Lever runs the Koorana Crocodile Farm in Rockhampton, Queensland, which is near the Shoalwater Bay military training area, and pilots use the croc farm as a landmark. A Chinook helicopter recently came in low to get a good look at the animals, and the result was a flurry of reptile romance among his 3,000 animals. “All of the big males got up and roared and bellowed up at the sky, and then after the helicopters left they mated like mad,” Lever said. “There’s something about the sonic waves that really gets them stirred up.” Crocodile specialists say the animals might have mistaken the sound of the chopper for the call of a competing male, and were stirred to action.
* It’s all about that bass, baby.
* Koorana Crocodile Farm? More like Canoodle Crocodile Farm.
* Remember – if the croc is a-rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’.
* Never was the phrase “bumpin’ uglies” more appropriate.
* Just what Australia needs, more crocodiles.