GUY TURNS HOUSE INTO PRISON TO TEACH 3-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER A LESSON

A Corpus Christi dad was tired of his little girls disrespecting him and his wife, so he decided to try something different. Juliáno Parker felt like he ran out of options with his daughter, Aubrey’Ella. Between the back talk and public scenes of disrespect, he wanted to do something more than spank his child – which, according to him, didn’t work. He came up with the idea of transforming his apartment into a prison. Dressing Aubrey’Ella in an orange “inmate” T-shirt, Juliáno had his 3-year-old eat meat and potatoes, sleep on a mattress, and have dish duty. Juliáno even made her take a series of mug shots to make the experience more real. He then posted the photos online – always a good move, by the way – with the following caption:
“My daughter Aubrey’Ella has been fighting with my wife and I, disrespecting us in public, not listening and talking back a lot. Spankings don’t work no more. My daughter is used to spanking and nowadays you can’t spank kids how they did back in the day [because] they call that abuse. So today I told my daughter since you wanna be a bad girl, let me show you where the bad kids go. I turned my apartment into a jail. I took away her clothes, now she gets to wear my orange shirt.” Juliáno immediately started receiving major backlash from parents who thought his punishment was both cruel and unusual. Juliáno has issued an apology on Facebook saying he regretted his decision, and he recently shared that Child Protective Services came to his house after hearing about the event.
* Which is good, because Aubrey’Ella was just learning how to file down some shivs.
* This was harsh. The kid didn’t even get her one allowed phone call.
* It was kind of like “Scared Straight: The Home Game.”
* Well, go with what you know, I always say, but you probably shouldn’t in this case.
* Maybe he should have tried sarcasm. 3-year-olds are really good at comprehending sarcasm, almost as good at that as they are at comprehending jail.
* Sounds like an extended case of the “Terrible Twos.”
* The daughter is used to spanking? I don’t like the sound of that.
* How did this guy think we’d respond to this? By giving him an award for good parenting or something?
* Texas, huh? Isn’t that where Adrian Peterson got in trouble for hitting his kids?
* And this guy isn’t even a great football player so he could be in real trouble.
* Great, now the kid will be a hardened criminal by kindergarten.
* How’s this for a business model: A day care center for misbehaving kids that’s decked out like a federal prison?
* I have a feeling this girl’s gonna be a real handful when she’s a teenager.
* The best is yet to come, Mr. Parker.