GUY SECRETS

Reddit asked for “Guy Secrets” That Women Don’t Know About. Some of the responses:
– “We will NEVER forget getting a compliment. I used the same conditioner until it went out of production because someone told me my hair felt soft and smelled nice.”
– “Dudes can be friends for years and not know each other’s real name.”
– “That big sigh my wife just asked about while we’re watching the nightly news? Nothing profound, nothing bugging me — I just remembered to breathe.”
– “It’s possible to just sit and think of literally nothing. Don’t ask us, ‘What are you thinking?’ more than once.”
– “Shampoo mohawk.”
– “We don’t want to tell you certain things are worrying us because we do not want you to worry too. Now there are just two people worrying, whereas before, one was worrying, and the other was happy, which is a reminder to us not to worry so much.”
– “Women, one thing you need to understand is, if you want me to listen to your problems and not offer any solutions, I’m totally cool with that. But if I have to listen to the same problem with no resolution for 20 years straight, it gets old really fast.”
– “Men nod their head down when the meet someone for the first time, and nod up when you see that person again.”
– “Men have only a limited number of words to use in any day’s time. If we spend the day talking on the job, by the time we get home, we literally have nothing to say. ”
– “You’ve never heard a guy talk about how excited he is that his wife got her lips done.”
– “It is almost impossible to listen to a woman tell a story. It doesn’t matter how hard you try. It’s nearly unbearable.”
* PHONE TOPIC: Do any of these ring a bell with you?