GUY MUGS A WOMAN IN LABOR

Police in Orlando, Florida are looking for a man they say stole a pregnant woman’s necklace as she walked on a sidewalk while in labor. The robbery happened October 24. Julienne Antoine woke up with contractions about 20 minutes apart. She decided to go for a walk, hoping her water would break. A young man approached her, and then lunged, snatched the necklace off her neck, put it in his pocket and walked away nonchalantly. But when she yelled at him and reached for her phone to call 911, he came running back. Antoine ran into the middle of the road and started screaming. The robber took off, leaving her breathless and shaken up to the point where she was rushed to a hospital, where she stayed until she delivered her daughter hours later.
* What a laborious day.
* If only she had worn a turtleneck.
* Oh, I get it. This is when the daughter grows up and hunts the robber down.
* “You stole from my Mamma, and now I’m gonna kill you!”
* I say we get Quentin Tarantino in on this.
* Sure, just give everyone a sword and watch the movie film itself.
* The robber only stole her necklace. Her daughter stole her heart. Sorry, that was corny.