GUY JUMPS INTO OCEAN TO ELUDE POLICE, IS CHASED BY SHARK

In Surf City, North Carolina, Zachary Kingsbury, 20, was pulled over for a traffic stop just before 5 p.m. He took off when officers spotted illegal contraband inside the vehicle and asked him to exit the car. Kingsbury jumped into the ocean and began swimming away, leading to an hours-long standoff (* swimoff?), officials said. Within an hour, Kingsbury was about 4,000 feet from the shore, and the police launched a drone to track him. But as police were trying to recover Kingsbury, they noticed a shark swimming near the man. Police were eventually able to nab Kingsbury about 7:45 p.m. He was charged with resisting arrest, obstructing an officer, possession of drug paraphernalia, methamphetamine, and possession of marijuana.
* Nature has a way of sorting things out, if you let it.
* Being on meth, he easily outswam the shark.
* Where’s Aquaman when you need him?
* Dude, “Swimming with the sharks” is just an expression!
* Surf City, Shark City, same thing, right?