GUY HIT BY A TRAIN FOR SECOND TIME IN HIS LIFE

A Modesto, California, man was hit by a train Wednesday for the second time in his life and survived. The unidentified man, who reportedly looked to be in his 50s or 60s, was riding a bike across the tracks when he collided with a slow-moving train. The man was talking with a woman next to him while crossing the tracks and apparently didn’t hear the train’s horn sound or the crew’s shouts for him to get out of the way until it was too late. He was struck and dragged along, but for getting hit by a train, said fire department rescuers, he had minimal injuries — scrapes and bruises. The cyclist reportedly extricated himself from the locomotive by the time first responders arrived on the scene.
* Train 2: The Revenge.
* When you get hit by a train twice, it’s because you’re starting to like it.
* A train slow enough to not kill you when it hits you. Maybe the headline should read “Man Hits Train” instead of the other way ’round.