GUY GRADES EX-GIRLFRIEND'S APOLOGY LETTER LIKE IS WAS AN ESSAY

Nick Lutz, a University of Central Florida student, posted photos to Twitter showing a four-page apology letter he received from his ex-girlfriend, Elizabeth. He decided to grade it as if it was an assignment. Lutz used a red pen to critique the letter’s handwriting, grammar, and structure, as well as questioning the honesty of its content and the presence of “useless fillers.” “Long intro, short conclusion. Strong hypothesis, but nothing to back it up,” Lutz wrote. “Details are important. If you want to be believed, back it up with proof. You claimed that cheating never occurred, but place blame on yourself – then what for? Need to stop contradicting your own story and pick a side. While the gesture is appreciated, I would prefer details over statements. Revision for half credit will be accepted.” Lutz gave the letter a 61/100 score – a “D minus”. Lutz said he ended his relationship with Elizabeth because of her secretive and suspicious behavior.
(letter here: https://twitter.com/NickLutz12/status/832652275923312643?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
* I sense grade bias.
* I wish someone would do this with Oscar speeches.
* In response to the D minus, Elizabeth gave him an F. And a U.
* She probably could have pulled a C if she’d included some footnotes.
* One thing’s becoming quite clear: Why she dumped this loser.
* And I must say he backed it up with proof.
* Lutz is a putz.
* Wait, he writes, “You claimed that cheating never occurred, but place blame on yourself – then what for?” What the hell kind of sentence is that?
* Thank your lucky stars, Elizabeth. You got out of there just in time.
* She pours her heart out and this schmuck puts it online? Good luck ever dating again.