GUNMEN ON JET SKIS IN CANCUN

Tourists at a four-star resort in Cancun were forced to run for their lives as five men on jet skis stormed the beach and opened fire with machine guns. The shooting Tuesday at the Oasis Palm resort is just the latest in a rash of gunplay in the region. In this incident, five men in military uniforms roared up to the beach and fired about 20 shots into the air, then abandoned their jet skis, changed into civilian clothes and fled, police said.
* A new TikTok challenge?
* Changed into civvies? Didn’t that take, like 15 minutes or so? Or did they have one of those zipper suits, like when James Bond goes from wetsuit to tuxedo in 10 seconds?
* Anyway, hey – free jet skis!
* All part of the afternoon entertainment at the Oasis Palm resort in Cancun! Next up: beach karaoke!
* I think we have the plot of the next season of White Lotus.
* Time to raise that anti-shark fence a little higher.