GUEST SMELLED BODY UNDER HOTEL BED, THOUGHT ODOR WAS HIS OWN FEET

In Lhasa, Tibet, a hotel guest at the Guzang Shuhua Inn noticed an overpowering stench in his room – but thought it might be his smelly feet – until he discovered hours later there was a corpse under his bed (* What’s this guy’s problem? Worst toe fungus ever?). The Chinese man had checked into the hotel on April 21 and took a three-hour nap in the room, when he first smelled the odor. He then went out but returned to change for dinner when he was hit by a stronger stench so he requested another room. But later, hotel staff woke him up and asked him to go to his first room, where police told him a body was discovered under the bed. Investigators took his statement, but told him not to be concerned because they had already arrested a suspect on a train headed to Lanzhou city.
* Boy, the things some people leave behind in hotel rooms, ammirite?
* They brought him back to the room because they really wanted to freak him out.
* And you thought dust bunnies under your hotel bed was bad.
* That story doesn’t pass the smell test.
* Febreze doesn’t make a can of air freshener anywhere NEAR big enough for this.