GOLF RESORT TO OFFER GOAT CADDIES

An Oregon resort is training goats to work as golf caddies. The Retreat & Links at Silvies Valley Ranch in Seneca says the goats will wear special backpack harnesses so they can carry clubs, tees, balls and even beverages. The resort says, “We will get you a caddie who really knows the course and won’t give you any bad advice – and they work for peanuts!”
* Har har.
* And I thought it was bad that jobs were being taken by robots.
* So now you can play through goose crap AND goat turds.
* This is either the year’s earliest April Fool’s joke or the worst idea since Schweddy Golf Balls.
* Your putter is held by a butter.
* Caddysha-a-a-a-a-ck. (Make a goat sound.)