GIRL SCOUT ROBBED

A Girl Scout who was selling cookies in Philadelphia was robbed Saturday afternoon. It happened just before 5 p.m. The man got away with $50 in cash.
* 50 bucks? She only sold three boxes of cookies?
* He took the cash, but left the cookies. The suspect is described as male, 6’1″ and insane.
* This is why Girl Scouts should be required to earn a Concealed Carry badge.
* She was robbed all right … robbed of her innocence.
* Savannah Frowns.
* She needs an adult to Tagalong.
* Let’s hope this doesn’t happen s’Mores.
* Time to start accepting personal checks.
* Tell me Philadelphia isn’t a rough town.
* And things are getting worse. They famously booed Santa Claus at a football game, but at least back then they didn’t rob him.
* Here’s how cynical I’m getting. I actually wondered if the Girl Scout was in on it.
* You too? Hey, I don’t feel too bad about it – that’s the world we’re living in.