GIRL CRAZY: YOU CAN TELL BY THEIR FINGERNAILS

There’s a new dating guide making its way around the web that claims it will help you determine if a woman is normal or crazy based on her fingernails. Called “Nails at First Sight,” the Twitter video is the work of Marwan Alteir, a 26-year-old from Huntington Beach, California. Alteir says it comes down to three things: color, shape and length of the fingernails.
– Women with clipped, muted nails are “safe” to date, says Alteir: “You can sleep with two eyes closed and you might expect breakfast in the morning.”
– White, black and French fingertips are “50/50,” he says, “could be safe, could be crazy.”
– Women who favor bright colors — including green, red, orange and yellow — and file their extra-long nails to a point, are dangerous. Alteir warns, “Get health insurance if you know you’re partying and you’re hanging out with them. If she has the courage to get yellow nails, she has the courage to chop up your [testicles].” (video here: https://twitter.com/ItsRockkky/status/1100268063486701568)
* That’s as good an explanation as any.
* “Look out – she’s got cuticle scissors!”
* Moron! Now all the crazy girls will change to normal fingernails!
* What I’m hearing here is – all you single guys out there, keep a bottle of polish remover and some cotton balls by the bed.
* The best idea is still: Make friends with a cop who can get you police records.