GERMAN WOMAN DRAGS CLIMATE ACTIVIST OFF THE ROAD BY HER HAIR

In Recklinghausen, Germany, a woman got tired of climate activists sitting in the middle of the road blocking traffic, a frequent sight in Germany. The woman grabbed an activist by her hair and dragged her to the side of the road. When the girl returned to block the road, the German woman dragged her by the hair a second time. Police said the activist was slightly injured in the altercation. They were all taken into custody.
* What a drag.
* Slightly injured? Her hair extensions came off?
* I think the climate is starting to do that whole ‘awareness’ thing all by itself these days, you know?
* That German woman is one tough cookie. She said, “Next time, it won’t be by the hair on your head.”