GERMAN POLICE SEEK “RAMBO” LIVING IN WOODS

Hundreds of police are searching Germany’s Black Forest looking for a Rambo-style homeless man – wearing combat gear and armed with a bow and arrow – who disarmed four officers at gunpoint. The man, named Yves Etienne Rausch, is known to police. They stopped him on Sunday after getting a report of a suspicious person with a bow and arrow. Rausch initially cooperated but then suddenly pulled a gun on the officers, threatening them and forcing them to hand over their service weapons. He then took off into the forest, where it’s believed he’s been living for weeks. Rausch has spent time in prison for shooting his girlfriend with a bow and arrow.
* Worst Cupid ever.
* Rammstein-bo?
* Do the cops get to win this time?
* And Richard Crenna’s been dead for years. They’ll never get this guy out.
* They need to find a Rocky-style homeless man to go in after him.