GANG OF THIEVES STEAL 10 NEW RAM TRUCKS OFF ASSEMBLY LINE

A gang of thieves broke into a Dodge Ram truck factory parking lot early Thursday morning and stole around 10 pickups that were fresh off the assembly line. Police believe the crooks arrived at the Warren Truck Assembly plant near Detroit at around 4 a.m. in another stolen truck found nearby, cut through a security fence, and each jumped in a Ram 1500. One of the trucks smashed through a security gate and was followed by a convoy as they all took off in the same direction. Police said there is security footage of the crime.
* That’s not security footage. That’s a clip from “Fast & Furious 6”.
* Attention, you dummies at the Warren Truck Assembly plant: You’re not supposed to leave the keys in the brand new trucks.
* That’s one way to avoid paying for the ripoff undercoating package.
* The best part: with all those trucks, everybody was able to get their favorite color.
* And then the thieves drove all the trucks out of the back of an airplane into a South American drug lord’s secret compound.
* I’ll bet the last thing that happened was the gang yelling “I cant believe this plan actually worked!”