FUNNY FIREWORK NAMES

There’s no greater joy to a child on the 4th of July than the thrill of setting off dangerous-sounding fireworks. These are actual names of fireworks found for sale online:
– Psycho-delic
– Doctor Boom
– Eternal Eruption
– Mount Magma
– Silent Insanity
– Badassical Blast
– Raging Rottweilers
– Aqua Boom
– Moonshine Mother
– Loud Cloud
– Moon Jellies
– Whistling Kitty Chaser
– Purple People Eater
– L’il Bubba
– Da L’il Yooper
– Medusa’s Rage
– Lawbreaker
– 177-Degree Sunburn

And then there’s this: There are ‘Marijuana-Themed Fireworks’ for sale. This is a real thing:
– Hemp Hemp Hooray
– Speedlimit 420
– Cronic Boom
– Munchies
– Puff Puff Boom
* Boy, imagine the smoke cloud at the end of that big finale.
* The pot fireworks must get higher than regular fireworks.
* Be sure to write your initials and phone number on all of your fingers with a magic marker. It makes them easier to identify later.
* Sadly, our pet dogs don’t find any of this amusing.