FRISBEE GOLFER ATTACKED BY HAMMERHEAD SHARK FROM THE SKY

In Myrtle Beach, South Carolina last week, Jonathan Marlowe was playing disc golf with friends at the Splinter City Disc Golf Course. (* Great way to meet women, fellas!) On Hole 11, he looked up and saw an osprey carrying something in its claws. Two crows suddenly went after the osprey, and the osprey dropped its prey. It was a baby hammerhead shark. Marlowe and his friends left the hammerhead under a tree in case the osprey came back.
* And to scare the crap out of the rabbits.
* I know what you’re thinking: “Disc golfer? What a weenie.”
* It’s like Sharknado crossed with The Birds. Crossed with Caddyshack.
* He was almost nailed by a hammerhead.