FRENCH CYCLIST FINED FOR MAKING L’AMOUR DURING RIDE

French cyclist Julien Bernard was riding through his home town of Gevrey-Chambertin in Friday’s Tour de France time trials. Bernard lives and trains in the region, and midway through the course he waved to the fans and gave some high-fives to his friends lining the route. Mid-race, he stopped for a moment to kiss his wife and child. For this, the Tour de France governing body fined him the equivalent of $200 and penalized him 20 points for “incorrect behavior.” Bernard later said that he had pushed extra-hard in the opening part of the time trial so he would have plenty of time to stop for a quick visit and still make it safely within the time cut.
* Well, doesn’t that sacre-blow.
* He should tell the governing body what THEY can kiss.
* How do you say “sourpuss” in French?
* Guy’s a regular Pepe Le Pew, especially after a 25-mile bike ride.