FRAT HOUSE REGISTERS A .01 ON THE BREATHALYZER AFTER PARTY

Police in Bethesda, Maryland, said a fraternity party included so much alcohol consumption that the air inside the house registered a positive on a Breathalyzer. Montgomery County Police said they were called to a rental home by neighbors who complained about an party at the residence, where six 20-year-old members of fraternity Sigma Alpha Epsilon’s American University chapter reside. Police said there was so much booze at the party, which was billed on Facebook as “Tequila Tuesday,” that the air inside the house registered a .01 on a Breathalyzer. Police said the six residents were each charged with 126 counts of allowing underage possession of alcohol and furnishing alcohol to a minor.
* Imagine how wasted that minor was!
* Which part of the house do they get to blow into the thing?
* “Nobody light a match!”
* The house was so drunk, the rooms were spinning.
* Did they take away the keys?
* How drunk were the frat members, on a scale of one to David-Hasselhoff-Eating-A-Burger-Off-The-Floor?