FOOD FIGHT #1: MAN ASSAULTED, CHEESEBURGER STOLEN

A New Mexico man is facing charges after police say he randomly slapped a customer and then stole another man’s green chile cheeseburger before dashing away. Santa Fe police arrested 25-year-old Anthony Frazier on Sunday near the Shake Foundation restaurant. The victim says Frazier walked up to him to dance then slapped him across his face. The victim says Frazier then stole his green chile cheeseburger and ran from the scene. Two other important facts: the Shake Foundation is home to the original chili cheesburger, and witnesses say Frazier also had a belt around his neck.
* Oh, well that explains it.
* “Frazier also had a belt around his neck”? Does that mean everybody else did, too?
* Eventually, police collared him.
* So do people spontaneously break into dance at this burger joint?