FLORIDA MAN STABS SHARK IN HEAD FOR STEALING HIS FISH

A Florida man was arrested Thursday after admitting he repeatedly stabbed a shark in the head in a Snapchat video that went viral late last month. Zane Garrett, 26, was charged with aggravated animal cruelty after gruesomely knifing a bull shark off Key West on May 22 in a video titled “Bud broke my rod.” An anonymous tipster turned him in. Garrett confessed to stabbing the shark numerous times in an act of “revenge” because the predator “had stolen his fish and was a nuisance.” Garrett claimed that his actions fell in line with the typical method used to deter sharks from stealing catches, and that stabbing one would ward others off. Garret said, “It takes a lot more to kill a shark than stabbing it in the head.”
* Yes, you have to blow them up with an oxygen tank, or get them to bite down on an underwater electrical cable, or impale them on the bowsprit on the front of your boat as they jump out of the water from the electrical shocks. At least, that’s what I heard.
* Meanwhile the shark was thinking: “Ow! Damn – not another migraine! OWW!”
* Do sharks really go telling the other sharks, “Don’t go over there, man, you’ll get stabbed in the head”?
* This is a guy you never want to steal an Eggo waffle from. “Hey – leggo my Eggo! – STAB STAB STAB STAB STAAAABBBB!!!”