FLORIDA COUPLE FINDS SLEEPING BEAR ON THEIR FRONT PORCH

A Florida couple’s front door was blocked by a sleeping bear. Warren Woodard arrived at his Longwood home and his wife met him at the garage door to explain that there was a bear laying at the front door, asleep. Woodard said he thought the animal might be sick or injured, but he later determined it had probably just been looking for shelter from a storm earlier in the day. The bear woke up and took off when police arrived.
* Worst welcome mat ever.
* It’s like Bizarro Goldilocks.
* Let sleeping dogs lie. And sleeping bears. ESPECIALLY sleeping bears.
* Actually, what would have been funny is – while the bear is sleeping, dress it in a ballerina costume.
* And leave a trail of food to your neighbor’s front door.
* Maybe it was left there by UPS – Ursine Parcel Service.