FLORIDA BUTT GRAFFITI

Somebody is drawing butts all over St. Petersburg, Florida. The first butts appeared in April. The graffiti depicts a butt, or multiple buttocks. Some have three cheeks, some have four cheeks. One on the restroom wall inside Black Crow Coffee shop has seven. The city photographs and logs the address of every single tag it cleans up, so when a tagger gets caught, they can also be charged for previous work.
(see pictures here: http://www.tampabay.com/news/humaninterest/whos-behind-the-mysterious-butt-graffiti-all-over-st-petersburg/2328199?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark)
* Seven butt cheeks? That’s asinine.
* It’s like being mooned by an alien.
* I’m not sure I’d want to be a member of that gang.
* “We’re the Bloods!” “Yo, we’re the Crips!” “We’re the Heinies.”
* The police have their crack investigator on it. (Well, what did you expect me to say?)
* Store owners don’t think it’s very fanny – er, funny.
* They want the investigators to get off their butts.
* If they catch the guy, they’re going to kick his ass.
* Maybe, instead of Banksy, this is Buttsy.