FLEEING DRIVER HITS OCCUPIED PORTA POTTY

In Denver, Colorado, a driver fleeing from a traffic stop on Thursday night drove though a park near downtown and hit an occupied portable toilet, injuring the person inside. It happened about 6:25 p.m. Thursday, when Denver Police officers attempted to conduct a traffic stop and the driver fled. He has not been caught. The woman in the potty suffered only minor injuries.
* Bruised dignity, probably.
* And it scared the crap out of her.
* It’s hard to see that red “Occupied” indicator when you’re approaching at 60 miles an hour.
* Another reason why you should always go before you leave the house.