FLASH: PEOPLE ARE HAPPIEST IN THE MORNINGS, ON THE WEEKENDS

Researchers – and you’re going to question the use of that word in a moment – from University College London analyzed data from almost 50,000 adults from March 2020 to March 2022. The findings showed that irrespective of the day, a person wakes up in a good mood – happier, more satisfied and less downbeat first thing compared with the rest of the day. This fluctuates during the day, before reaching its lowest levels at about midnight.
– The day of the week also had an impact, data show, with people happier on a weekend morning than when they got up on a weekday.
* Well – unless they’re tuning into (your station) on a weekday morning!!!
– Also, surprisingly, summer months make people feel happier than the winter ones.
* Another interesting side note from the study: researchers discovered that it’s colder in the winter.
* The good news: You can avoid the lowest level of happiness at midnight by going to bed at 11.
* Thanks, kids, great job, outstanding. You all get A’s.
* You know what makes these researchers happy in the morning? Not having to go to a real job.
* Is University College anything like Academy School? Is it located in Canyon Valley, near Townsville?