FISH CAN TALK WITH EACH OTHER

New research from a team at Cornell University reveals fish can actually “talk” to each other using sound waves. Researchers examined a branch of fish that have an anatomy capable of creating sounds, such as certain bones, an air bladder, or sound-specific muscles, which helps in the making of noise. Scientists identified 175 “fish families” that either do, or are at the very least likely to, communicate via sounds. The findings appear in the journal Ichthyology & Herpetology.
* What do they talk about? The weather?
* Well, crap. I guess no more undressing in front of the aquarium.
* Mostly, their communication boils down to, “Something smells like fish.”
* “Did you ever think how weird it is that we breathe water?”
* What did one fish say to the other fish when they swam into a wall? “Dam.”