FIREWORKS NAMES THAT SOUND FAKE, BUT ARE REAL

TheBoot website had some time on their hands and they did some research into wacky names of fireworks. They did a search of fireworks stores’ online inventory, and they found a bunch of Fireworks Names That Sound Fake But Are Real:
– Bubba’s Boom
– Bassical Blast
– Death Blossom
– Unicorn Puke
– Raging Rottweilers
– Lazer Kittyz
– Catvasion
– Pizza Pocalypse
– Psycho Peacock
– Lit and Legit
– DadGum
– Shimmer Me Timbers
– Impending Danger
– Whacky Tobacky
– Light and Run
– Mummy Dust
– Redneck Finale
* Which end does the unicorn puke come out?
* I think about a dozen of these were horses in the Kentucky Derby.
* Are we allowed to use these for band names?
* There should be more truth-in-advertising when if comes to fireworks. They ought to call them, like, “Paycheck Destroyer” and “Twenty Bucks Gone Boom.” And, then, my favorite firework name: “That’s It?”