FAMILY LEAVES 3-YEAR-OLD BEHIND IN CORN MAZE

A 3-year-old boy was left in a corn maze by his family. The boy was found alone in the Crazy Corn Maze in West Jordan, Utah on Monday. The boy couldn’t say his name but did say he was three. Corn maze staff waited for a while to see if anybody showed up for the child. When no one did, they called Child and Family Services, where the boy spent the night. It wasn’t until 7:30 Tuesday morning when the family called about their missing boy. Authorities are investigating before filing any charges. They say the boy lives in a “multiple family home” with lots of children.
* In Utah. Uuuuuuu….taahhhhhhhhh. Just sayin’, is all.
* Worst form of birth control ever.
* What did the mom say when she realized she left her baby in the corn maze? “Shucks.”
* How did Child and Family Services react when they heard? They were amazed.
* “Children of the Corn 2: We Have an Extra Child”.
* It’s like a “Home Alone” movie, but on a field trip.
* I wonder if this kind of stuff ever happens to the Duggars?
* Time to bring back those toddler leashes from the 90s.
* “It’s alright, baby, Mommy loves you!” “Yeah, right.”