"EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DOG" CHOMPS ON A LITTLE GIRL

Southwest Airlines said last week that an emotional-support dog injured a child as passengers boarded a flight in Phoenix. A witness claimed the dog bit a girl as she approached it, and that she screamed and cried. Southwest said the dog’s teeth “scraped a child’s forehead”. Paramedics checked the girl, who appeared to be 6 or 7 years old. The dog was in the plane’s first row of seats with its owner, who said he warned the girl not to approach his dog. The dog and its owner left and took a later flight.
* Now the little girl needs an emotional support dog.
* But she’s afraid to get one.
* Dear emotional support dog owner: you are a douchebag.
* “Look, I warned your kid not to come to the candy house with the unicorn out front and the carnival rides out back.”
* That emotional-support dog is gonna come in handy when the lawsuit arrives.