ELTON JOHN IMITATOR CAUGHT WITH COCAINE IN THE TRUNK

An Elton John tribute singer is on trial after he was allegedly caught by police carrying more than $125,000 worth of cocaine concealed in a stage light in the back of his Mercedes. Colin Lowe, of the UK, pleaded not guilty on Tuesday. Lowe told jurors that he thought he was transporting cigarettes for a friend.
* Carefully packaged into big bricks.
* Then he broke into “That’s What Friends Are For.”
* So he just does Elton from the 80’s?
* If you’re gonna do it right, you gotta fully commit to the character.
* Now he’s going to change his tribute act to Keith Richards.