EASYJET PASSENGER FLIES PLANE

A group of passengers were waiting to board their EasyJet flight from Manchester, England, to Alicante, Spain. The airline is undergoing staff shortages, and the pilot for this flight was a no-show. As passengers got more frustrated, one man, Michael Bradley, who was waiting with his family, announced that he was, in fact, an off-duty EasyJet pilot. He called up EasyJet and said, “Hiya, I’m standing in the terminal doing nothing. Can I fly the plane?” He told the company that, although he was out of uniform, he had his flying license on him, as well as his ID. EasyJet said, “We’ll phone you back.” Thirty-eight seconds later they phoned him back and begged him to fly the airplane to Alicante. The passengers cheered at Bradley’s offer, and the group made the safe trip to Alicante.
* What kind of crappy father is this guy, flying his family on EasyJet?
* “Hey kids? Looks like we don’t have any flight attendants, either. Would you mind handing out the booze?”
* “Okay folks, we’re at cruising altitude. Now if you don’t want me to change course to Uzbekistan, let’s start emptying those wallets!”
* Yeah, I’ve got an official pilot’s license, too. I keep it next to my Federal Breast Inspector card in my wallet.