DUNKIN' DONUTS TO REMOVE ARTIFICIAL DYES

Dunkin’ Donuts announced that not only have they removed all artificial dyes from donuts sold in the U.S., but they intend to remove artificial dyes from all beverages and food by the end of 2018 as well.
* Thank God those 15 jimmie sprinkles on my chocolate icing will now be all-natural.
* Well, the COLOR will be natural. As for what they’re actually made of – who knows?
* Donuts are finally healthier again, by point-one to the negative 1 billionth power. And that’s fine in my book.
* Relax. You can still get your daily requirement of BLUE #1, YELLOW #6, and RED #40 from Froot Loops. (Actual Froot Loops ingredients!)
* Are all-natural dyes really what the Dunkin’ Donut customer was clamoring for?