DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “The Secret Sex Lives Of Lichens”
2. “Orcas Are Wearing Salmon Hats Again”
3. “Vodka-Powered Robots Harness Cheerios-Inspired Physics For Movement”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “New Study Unveils the Explosive Secrets of the Squirting Cucumber”